Where is my order?
Chances are it's being printed just for you as you're reading this, or it's already shipped via carrier falcon! We are an independently owned apparel shop so things take a bit longer. Think of us more as a bistro, as opposed to the fast food, of apparel. We take the time to make it the best we can! Fresh is best!
Sometimes things do get lost in the post or get shipped to an old address via PayPal. If it's been longer than 3 weeks please email: email@example.com.
We'll get you fixed up and ship your replacement order out.
We are not perfect and do occasionally make mistakes. If there is anything wrong with your order or you're in anyway displeased with your purchase: please, for everything that is pure in this world, return it or exchange it until you're happy! Your happiness is key! We will make it right whatever the error is! This we promise! (Raises mace as lighting strikes it).
Printed in USA.
Every shirt feeds a needy kid for a day.
Do you ship outside of the USA?
Yes, shipping will be a little more and the wait time is usually around three weeks. Unless you have a magic school bus and you want to pick it up. Some countries charge customs fees, in which case the receiver of cotton (you) will be responsible.
Do you have to have a PayPal account to get a shirt?
No, card payments are processed by Paypal, but you do not need a Paypal account.
How do I create an account?
You do not need an account to place an order.
If you do wish to make an account, the form is on the "Thank you" page (shown after your order has been placed).
What kind of shirt is it?
CREW - Tultex, kinda like American Apparel same quality and feel. Woven in the shirt is the hair of unicorns to make for a much stronger shirt. Also, won't shrink to a wrinkly thong once washed.
V-NECK (Unisex) - American Apparel
TANKS (Unisex) - American Apparel
How is it printed?
Screen printed by hands. Human hands. We tried hiring a Troll but his hands were way too big and just dirty.
Men's T-Shirt Sizing Chart
Women's T-Shirt Sizing Chart
Tanks Sizing Chart
V-Neck Sizing Chart
When will my shirt arrive?
Please expect 7-14 days for delivery in the U.S. and around three weeks for international orders.
Can I exchange or return my shirt?
Yes, only if it hasn't been worn or washed or been used during a zombie killing spree and you will have to pay for return shipping.
Then return to:
Olan Rogers Apparel
2248 Maryann Dr.
Turlock, CA 95380